Frequently Asked Questions
Do you email or print the cards?
All of our cards are printed and sent in the mail via USPS.
Can you email cards (ecards) for me?
No. We feel the physical card adds to the humor. If you don't, then there are lots of services that offer ecards.
Why don't your cards have any images?
One image and next thing you know we'll be drawing flowers. We can't risk that.
Why?
Dude, don't be that guy. No one likes that guy.
